- Standing on the street corner with a bull horn
- Asking someone how they are feeling
- Handing out tracts
- Protesting abortion clinics
- Putting an ichthus (Jesus Fish) on your car
- Leaving tracts in public restrooms, atm machines, windshields, or anywhere else
- Talking churchy i.e., “Brother so and so how are you?” “Lord be with you sister Bertha Better Than You.”
- Building Buildings
- Giving 10% to the church then leaving the guy hanging asking for a buck in the parking lot
- Having your church secretary field all your calls so you don’t have to talk to people you don’t want to
- Buying Christian music
- Writing a blog
- Asking the cashier at the gas station if she goes to church, then telling her she needs to
- Telling people they are going to hell if they don’t go to church
- Protesting soldiers funerals
- Saying God hates fags
- Saying God killed everyone on 9/11 because this country turned away from him
- Turning away people who come to your church looking for help
- Just being friendly to get praise
Love is patient and kind, never jealous, boastful, proud, or rude. Love isn’t selfish or quick tempered. It doesn’t keep a record of wrongs that others do. Love rejoices in the truth, but not in evil. Love is always supportive, loyal, hopeful, and trusting. Love never fails! (1Corinthians 13)